The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture Tweets, News Items and Trivia Bits for Thursday, June 12, 2025

Brian Wilson felt ‘Norbit’ a whole lot stronger than the rest of us mortals
The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture Tweets, News Items and Trivia Bits for Thursday, June 12, 2025

We’re trucking through Thursday on the timeline and finding a wealth of hilarity both from and about Brian Wilson. 

In other news, Bryce Dallas Howard knows when she’s in a piece of crap movie, the horror movie history and how the Beach Boys’ dad did them absolutely zero favors.

All this and more from my desk, which doesn’t have obstructed view, because why build anything with obstructed view, much less pay to sit in it?

If Anybody Could Get You to Surf It’d Probably Be Belushi

One Of The Only Times Brian Wilson Went Surfing Was With Dan Aykroyd And John Belushi CRACKED

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It Broke My Gen X Brain, TBH

M - @emxlymargaret Jun 10 emmy-, ... the mcdonald's app is letting you get a free month of snapchat plus for 1500 in app points and im almost laughing just typing that 67 1.8K 89K the 2.3M That Is A Boomer Brain-Breaking Sentence CRACKED

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This Sure Feels Like Somebody’s Podcast Needs Listeners...

NTERTAINM S © Full House Star Says Horror Movies Can Be Portal to Demonic Influences CRACKED

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You Can Die of A Lost Phone But Not This

LOST VAPE ... @Unkle_K . Jun 11 G ... Have you seen how vape addicts panic when they think they've lost their vape? People don't even react like that when their kids go missing 56 2.3K 16K del 737K This Is 100% Absolutely For Sure Not Us CRACKED

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We’re Thinking ‘Sure Did’

angel can't stand the rain @Plastik_Child - 2 21h bringing this classic back, thank you for being unequivocally you bria Anna, ate a whole rot... Mar 30, 2015 000 Did you really bang my mom? #AskBrianWilson 1 35 34 Brian Wilson @BrianWilsonLive Replying to @lmgoing2robU ..@NormHotGi4U2Luv I don't know, send me a picture and I'll tell you. 5:04 PM . Mar 30, 2015 Twitter Web Client 99 Retweets 184 Likes 6 Quote Tweets Totally Fair Ask, Brian CRACKED

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The Gravitational Pull Is Too Strong Once You’re in A Black Hole

Bryce Dallas Howard Knows When A Movie She's In Will Bomb CRACKED

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Would Not Have Been What We Thought But That’s Brian Wilson

Slouching Towards McDonaldland @FugaziTruther . 21h s ... R.I.P. Brian Wilson THURSDAY, MAY 10, 2007 Brian Wilson at the movies From an interview with the Asbury Park Press: Q. Have you seen any good movies lately? A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy. Q. How did you like it? A. Fantastic movie. Very funny. Q. What's your favorite movie? A. Norbit. 83 4.5K 46K 1.4M One More Gem From Brian Wilson - RIP CRACKED

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Sorta ‘Catch Me If You Can’ Lite Vibes

PAN AM Florida Dude Got More Than 100 Free Flights By Posing As A Flight Attendant CRACKED

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Didn’t Know Brian Threw Shade But This Is Legendary

Slouching Towards McDonaldland @FugaziTruther • 19h BRIAN Wilson tells the story of how Don Henley once came backstage after a concert. The Eagles co-founder arrived clutching his copy of Pet Sounds, the Beach Boys' classic 1966 album, and told Wilson how much their music had inspired him when he was younger. Keen to have Wilson autograph the album, he watched as Wilson picked up a Sharpie and wrote: To Don-thanks for all the great songs. Henley turned to leave but Wilson called him back and, grabbing the record, crossed out great and replaced it with good. 142 29K 2.7K 1.4M The

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Trivia Bonus Round!!!

STEVE BONUS ROUND TRIVIA BONUS ROUND!!! CRACKED

Explains A Few Things...

Dan Aykroyd has Tourette's and Asperger's and was born with webbed toes and two different colored eyes. CRACKED.COM His strange obsessions with law enforcement and ghosts later led to the idea for Ghostbusters and his unique line of vodka served in a crystal skull container.

McLovin the McSpoon

McDonald's did away with their miniature spoon coffee stirrers because they were used to do cocaine. Medonald PERE SUGAR M McDonald's S to an TUTE In

Thanks for Letting This Genie Out of The Bottle, Really

18 Horror Movies That Did It First - The first creepy doll in a horror movie was in the 1945 anthology Dead of Night. Martin Scorsese has said that it

One Way to Not Lose You Vape Is to Conceal It in Your Undies

WEIRD WORLD In a Montreal school, staff stripped students all the way down to their underwear. AUF CUR It was a truly ridiculous attempt at searching them for vaping products. CRACKED.COM

Cosmo Not Being the Most Objective About Objectification

WHY C Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan Confirmed: Men who objectify women are effing horrible cosm.ag/6012WrBQ COSMO 8/22/14, 7:45 PM C Cosmopolitan @Cosmop

The Beach Boys’ Dad Did Them Zero Favors

16 All-Time Stunner Jerk Moves - The Beach Boys fired their manager, the Wilson brothers’ dad Murry. Right before they did, he sold the rights to thei

Finally, the Reason for Bryce Dallas Howard’s Heels in ‘Jurassic World’

All the running in heels stuff from Jurassic World wasn't meant to be in the film. Colin Trevorrow, the director, says he kept asking Bryce Dallas Howard to change her footwear, but the actress insisted on wearing the heels because it fit her character. GRAGKED.COM

Brian Wilson Disagrees!

EDDIE MURPHY FUNNY NOT FUNNY After decades of We went with Norbit family-friendly froth, but it could have been Murphy's motor- the Adventures of Pluto mouthed mastery WaS Nash. Or Holy Man. Or back on display in Meet Dave. Or Daddy Dolemite is My Name Day Care...

How Fitting

In Catch Me If You Can, real con artist Frank Abagnale Jr. plays a French COp... ... arresting his fictional self in a twist of irony. The biopic chro

We’re With Brian Wilson on the Eagles

The Eagles and Steely Dan both paid homage to each other in their songs. In Everything You Did by Steely Dan, there is this lyric: turn up the Eagles, the neighbors are listening. The Eagles repaid the band in Hotel California with the lyric: they stab it with their steely knives. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

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