36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, June 9, 2025

‘Tiny bikini, big sandwich. That’s what summer is all about, kind of’
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, June 9, 2025

After nearly seven years as an SNL staple, what she’d like to achieve outside of the Lorne Michaels-verse. 

“I want to create something that feels like it’s mine. I want to showcase some of my other talents, now that I’ve done so much on the show,” Nwodim recently told Gold Derby. “I do know I feel like I’ve built some muscle that I want to flex in other spaces as well, so hopefully I get to broaden my horizons in that way.”

Nwodim’s next career move may be subject to speculation, but we don’t need to wonder about Dan Harmon’s love for Tori Amos. The poking fun at the American singer-songwriter in “The Rick, the Mort & the Ugly.” “What grown man listens to Tori Amos?” read a defaced copy of Little Earthquakes belonging to Head of Morty Replication Rick. 

Whether or not you share an affinity for the “Silent All These Years” songstress, you’re sure to love these hysterical tweets, the funniest of which include those about the dangers of photographing onions, the joy of ruining your own day and the silliest angle of a rhinoceros ever caught on film.

eb @paleomagnetizm 21h ... Amen brother Text Message Today 10:46AM It's been a hell of a day. I met a pervert. The sender is not in your  list. Report Junk 6 578 9K del 105K
e O @wtvrem13 3 . 19h ... me if i had a bf It's the golf balls fault. The course was awful. You tried every club in your bag. The weather sucked. Over 100 is not even that bad. + You're the best golfer I know. 160.6K ... 160 5,401 36K 166 35 11K 602K
star @stxrinsky 17h ... a view you have to grind for 28 1K 31K del 287K
chaotic memes @memechaotic..23h 0 ... SHOW CASE SHOW CASE how it feels driving home bal from a long ass trip and Glo finally recognising a random GASE ass building SHOW CASE SHOW CASE gettyimages Global George Pimentel Global SHOW CASE SHOW 2001 CASE CASE 43 9.8K 140K del 1.4M
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana 21h O ... + real recognize real. 226 5.2K 294 5,182 31.6K 297 28K 299K del 9.6M
alfie @alfienxo 22h ... please text me back i'm about to start making stuff up in my head and the stuff is all bad 48 3.5K 23K 408K
felicity shagwell E. is @liIpochaco 22h G ... i was taking pictures of onions while someone was stealing my car BorneWell 28 339 15K 193K
soup girl @jasminericegirl 21h ... bf made me spicy beef noodle soup I'm going to put a baby in him TONIGHT 46 169 10K del 223K
sami @twinkalizer . 20h s ... me trying to impress alligator trade 13 531 9.2K del 226K
eva! @tedbelievelasso - 17h ... Follow @xDaij Tomatoes aren't hard enough BOOOOO 0000000 17:22.27 Jun 24 644K Views V Variety @Variety • 18h Tom Felton says the controversy around J.K. N Rowling's political views doesn't impact CBS him: I'm not really that attuned to it...I have 0:26 not seen anything bring the world together more than Potter. She's responsible for th... 11 5.3K 78K 944K
Dudes Posting Their ... @Dudespostin... 18h G ... Huge W @baddestmamajama My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best pizza I'd ever had. 344 3.3K 128K 5.5M
pablothinghouse @pablothinghouse 13h G ... 00 Yeah id kill myself pablothinghouse @pablothinghouse 15h Now watching JIM CARREY the TRUMAN show THE STORY OF A LIFETIME 135 6K 145K del 3.1M
miss katie @katiopolis . 22h ... went to a good old fashioned house party last night and it saved me. cops called and everything. i'm so alive 18 467 15K 138K
Thomas White @len0killer 17h ... I'm hands down the fattest boyfriend in Brandy Melville right now 14 895 23K 452K
@devxdamicox. 1 17h green fried tomatoes ... This girl i i follow on instagram is naming a straight person that sucks everyday for pride month but they aren't famous people they are local people we know and i have never respected anyone more 44 4.9K 117K 1.2M
bella @earlygirl__ 20h ... tiny bikini, big sandwich. that's what summer is all about, kind of. 11 3.8K 26K 489K
no context memes @weirddalle. Jun 8 G ... 696 comments MAV go 1y My sex ed teacher has this and throws it at kids who fall asleep in class Reply 2,993 reactions ... View 75 replies 168 10K 212K del 2.5M
machine yearning engineer Follow ... @confusionm8trix WHO WANTS TO hang out WHO WANTS TO plan the hangout machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix-20h being a bonafide chiller who hates making plans is such a curse 2:04 PM Jun 8, 2025 141K Views
trash jones @jzux Jun 8 ... now introducing protein cigarettes. the only cigarettes with 25g of protein 26K 95 1.9K 577K
bailey @baileylikemovie 15h ... Desperately need an episode in S2 of The Studio where the entire episode takes place during a 20 minute applause at Cannes 96 1.6K 27K 641K
aubrey burrough @aubsburr 14h ... the NBA Finals being on at the same time as the Tonys is actually just the plot of High School Musical 10 3.2K 30K del 529K
Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery 21h ... the place we're staying at has a few DVDs in the closet. the baby is old enough now to bring me books he wants me to read to him. his new favorite book to read every morning is the DVD case for My Big Fat Greek Wedding 17 138 5.4K del 50K
DKAstrology @DKAstrology.22h G ... Me, in every situation LOL MC MC 7 8 9 R 4 10 10 8 me 11 m FE Y 6 1 12 AC Z K 1 5 12 C & O+ 2 4 27 1.5K 6.9K del 144K
the chitinous scavenger @SKULLHORNETS 22h O ... funniest angle ive seen of a rhinoceros Z San Antonio Zoo @SanAntonioZoo . 23h Girl Dinner with Reyna 0:03 26 1.2K 20K del 195K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss . 5h O ... me opening my eyes to see I have 2 min left before my alarm goes off 6 181 3.2K 42K
the heart @Fredward3948576 20h ... saw big spider crawl into my closet last night. He's probably in there trying on all my clothes acting like he's me 57 7K 78K del 1M
big content guy O ... @bigcontentguy sir a second lipa has hit the TL KE MA a JT JumpTrailers @JumpTrailers Jun 6 Dua Lipa and Rina Lipa HOTEL DU CAP EDEN-ROC 2:46 PM Jun 8, 2025 . 10M Views 286 8K 166K 9.6K
ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch - 18h ... DONUTS DONUTS FVI 1369571 950 11K 93 del 227K
Nate Tice @Nate_Tice 13h ... my son waking me up for Bluey ROLAND GARROS ROLEX ROLEX 5:29 64 1.2K 40K del 1.6M
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss . : 3h ... Don't let anyone ruin your day It's YOUR day ruin it yourself 129 41K 4 1.4K
trash jones @jzux . 22h ... feeling kind of lonely today. maybe i should open instagram and see 8 different people i know from college getting married 55 4.6K 66K del 1.1M
O Me & Who? @tagyourwho . 2 22h ... when u meet someone & u know..., ....the microplastics in our brains came from the same source <3 109 1.9K 19K 332K
Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime 13h ... It's funny when an old midwestern couple is homophobic because with age they basically just morph into genderless twins. They wear button ups, baggy jeans, Merrell's shoes, their names are Pat and Sid, they are medically and legally non binary 3 287 7.3K 73K
Mia @1qt_exe 18h ... we could sit in these and dap eachother up and then kiss on the mouth (w/ tounge) 14 361 4.6K 46K
eli @biruboya . 22h ... she said she has crabs i said Fuck it... where the garlic butter at 13 453 7.7K 107K
gilly @itsgibbing 9h ... ok yeah the job search can wait til tomorrow 9:32 Jacob now J I could fuck you right now Full-time +1 401(k) matching Holidays Paid sick time Opportunities for advancement View similar jobs with this employer 15 378 11K del 179K

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