24 Times Someone Accidentally Did Something Evil

‘I pulled the chair out from my grandpa as he was sitting down to dinner’
24 Times Someone Accidentally Did Something Evil

There’s a reason that sadists issuing a golf clap.

You can also accidentally find yourself on the other side of that suffering, unwittingly serving as the butterfly wing-flap that sends a tornado ripping through someone else’s well-being. In a Reddit thread, s shared their greatest fully accidental acts of evil. A word of warning: If you’re a fan of bunny rabbits, you might want to skip these.

a 13y ago Driving to pick up my GF at band practice in Tucson. It was during a huge downpour and the street I was on had about 6 inches of water. In order to keep my car from stalling, I put it in 2nd and kept it at high RPMs all the while sending a 10- 15 foot wall of water onto the sidewalk. I wasn't paying attention and I drove past a crowded bus stop. It was the kind that was enclosed on three sides with the open side facing the street.
. 13y ago Coincidentally also in 1998 I introduced a shy guy on my dorm floor to Everquest. I played to about L15 that year and quit over the Summer. Не... didn't. 6 years and many corpose retrievals later he had lost his girlfriend, gained weight, and had thrice botched his Master's thesis - eventually dropping out, settling for the BS and taking a loss on a ton of extra credit hours he had sunk into the BS/MS combo program.
Jazz_Cigarettes 13y ago I got some fresh baked cookies delivered on a Wednesday, and the remainder was left over in a cookie box on the table. On Friday i was throwing a kegger and noticed the cookie box was INFESTED with ants, but i got distracted and didn't throw the box away. The next morning the cookies were all gone.
Drofmum 13y ago When I was young I was playing with some of the neighborhood kids. I picked up a largish stone and threw it straight up in the air while nobody was looking. A few seconds later I was standing there all innocent, seeing what everyone was up to and the aforementioned stone came hurtling from the sky and impacted directly on a girl toddler's head. The child was screaming and crying but no one knew what happened. Except me...
shalene . 13y ago A girl in High School asked me how to bleach hair. I honestly had no idea; I told her to use common sense. A few days had ed and I hadn't seen her in class. She came back to school a week later with bad extensions, because most of her hair fell out. The kids at school called her Qtip for the longest time ;
1Turd Ferguson1 13y ago I was driving my truck one day after a heavy rain. I saw this massive puddle and got all about it; so I turned right into it. The splash was massive, I mean that shit was all over. I howled like a monkey. Then I saw in my rear view mirror a small drenched child holding one of those big cookies you buy from the corner store, the cookie was soggy. I'm a monster.
noctuae- 13y ago I had some pet chicks. 3 of them. They were so yellow and fluffy and cute. ;-; It was really hot outside one day and their cage was dirty. I got the hose and I sprayed their cage. Turns out, the water was too cold for them and one died from the water being too cold minutes later. The other two chicks started pecking at him and ate him and tore him apart. This was 11 am in the morning. My mom didn't come home until 6 pm that day. I was 7 years old. I was
callthewambulance 13y ago In 1st grade I accidentally tripped a disabled girl on crutches. I don't know the name of the disease, but it's where one still has use of their legs, but can't walk without the aid of crutches, where you see kids more or less dragging their legs and feet rather than really taking strides. | wasn't watching where I was going while we were walking to the cafeteria down the hallway and tripped her to the ground. I feel horrible just thinking about it :(
fumor 13y ago A friend of mine once gave his leftovers to a homeless man. It sounds benign, courteous even, until I inform you that these leftovers were the HOTTEST and SPICIEST of wings. Не of course gave him no drink. It was the only time I've seen someone be nice & an asshole simultaneously.
theodrixx . 13y ago I tripped a toddler. The worst part is that I kind of wish I had done it on purpose, just because of how smooth it was. Nobody suspected me.
13y ago Well, this isn't exactly pure Stalin-style evil, but I was walking through the city one time, and my gaze happened upon a map-holding gentleman who looked quite confused. I walked over and offered my assistance. Hey, are you lost? Do you need some help? With a heavy German accent, he replied, Ah yes, can you tell me where is Waymouth St? I told him that it was about three blocks away from where we were, gave him directions and set off feeling like a superhero. 100 metres later, I realised that I'd gotten Waymouth St and Wakefield
chocolatetherapy 13y ago Didn't happen to me but my older sister. She used to have many pet mice, separated into cages for males and females. That one day she cleaned them and put them into small plastic boxes without holes. Using my common sense as a child I asked her why she didn't put holes in the boxes. She said it's not for long, it'll be fine. While she cleaned up I opened the one side of the box with the female mice to pet them. When I wanted to do that with the male mice, they were all dead,
Ragekitty 13y ago When I was around 11/12 years old, my dad bought my brother (who was 8/9 years old) a BB gun. Because I had the I'm the older sister, I get to play with this too complex, I took it from my brother one afternoon and started shooting at some shrubs behind our house. I saw a bird perched on a telephone pole and just sort of haphazardly shot at it. When | saw it fall down, I realized that I had killed it. Feels bad man. :(
13y ago I once was at a country club when I was about 8 and my brother was 10. We were supposed to hang out there and my mom was gonna pick us up, however we got really bored and decided to walk home (about an hour walk, it was really stupid considering how young we were). However, by the time we got home my mom had already left to pick us up. She came back like 3 hours later crying her eyes out, after apparently running around searching everywhere and asking everybody, thinking something had happened to us.
Shannonigans 13y ago I was doing laundry and turned around to talk to my young daughter. In that 5 seconds, my cat jumped into the dryer. The dryer always knocked, so I thought nothing of it. Reaching into the dryer to get the laundry out was the only time in my entire life an honest anguished scream literally ripped out of my body. I was completely hysterical. | sat out behind the house at my cat's grave for weeks. I was nearly catatonic. You have to keep in mind that I am the sort of person that refuses to even
13y ago I guess I can't say this was unintentional, but I had to do it. I wouldn't have had it been an option not to. I used to work in an animal research lab where we were looking at hormones and brain structures, etc. That means we needed to harvest blood and brains. I didn't mind mounting the brains on slides, I even didn't mind euthanizing mice with CO2. It was the day they made me cut off a mouse pup's head with a pair of scissors and then take apart the skull to remove the brain that
. 13y ago Killed a baby bunny with a weedwacker. Не was hiding in the grass and I didn't see him : ( 17 ...
13y ago I showed my dog a bird's nest that had been built in a bush on the side of my home. The bird had laid eggs and my dog's favorite pastime for a couple weeks was being let outside and instantly running over to the bush and scaring the bird out. One day, I went outside to call her in and she didn't come. I went around to the side of the house and walked upon a massacre. The eggs had hatched, and all the baby birds had been slaughtered by my border collie.
sadwer . 13y ago Circa 2005: If you're looking for an MMO to play, World of Warcraft is great.
. 13y ago When I was a kid, I pulled the chair out from my grandpa as he was sitting down to dinner. | thought it would be hilarious. I still feel bad about that:/
sarah_with_an_h . 13y ago | was on an elevator, and while the doors were closing a woman on the other side asked if it was going up. | looked her dead in the eyes and said No..... It was going up.
gonnatossthistoday . 13y ago Sold my camera a few years ago. Didn't realize that deleted pics weren't really gone. Naughty pics of my ex are now readily available online.
ReigninLikeA_MoFo . 13y ago About 15-20 years ago, I was somewhat of a jesus freak. (die hard cthulhu-ist now) I convinced a young married couple, that had just moved into town and started attending our church, that their marriage was invalid in the eyes of god (church teaching against divorce and remarriage. chills) and they wound up divorcing. Still feel bad about it.
linds360 13y ago (I've posted this before, so if you've already read it I apologize and hello again!) I worked at TCBY one summer. We had these SlimFast shakes that a bunch of ladies would come in every day for. To make them you'd mix SlimFast powder in with frozen yogurt and it was supposed to curb their hunger/give them nutrients etc. For that entire summer, I mistook a tub of chocolate malt powder for SlimFast. It wasn't until one of my last weeks that I noticed the error. Those ladies didn't lose an ounce of weight from what I

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